What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 09:04
What do you mean son?
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
True - how I loved my mum!
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
Do you know what she said mum?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What! how could you do that?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?